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Name of the accused: Anya Lomako
Height: 5'4 (125 lb weight is healthiest)
Weight: 135 lbs
Evidence: Buddah belly, love handles, tricep flab, thigh cellulite, lack of endurance
Verdict: Guilty.
Sentence: Minimum four months of non-stop health and fitness madness, with no herbal or clinical supplements outside of a healthy diet, positive mindset and the advantages of sweating off the pounds. Earliest time of parole: August 31, 2009
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