Oh yeah, - and I tried to work out despite my sickness through improv-Pilates and about 20 reps of squats, and now by butt hurts and walking down the stairs my thigh muscles feel as pronounced as a Grey's Anatomy illustration. Being sick, I kept thinking to myself, "You should be ashamed, Anya! What if you're on campus and a hyena chases you? How will you escape?!"
...so I think it's safe to say it's time for Anya to take a Benylin day.
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Name of the accused: Anya Lomako
Height: 5'4 (125 lb weight is healthiest)
Weight: 135 lbs
Evidence: Buddah belly, love handles, tricep flab, thigh cellulite, lack of endurance
Verdict: Guilty.
Sentence: Minimum four months of non-stop health and fitness madness, with no herbal or clinical supplements outside of a healthy diet, positive mindset and the advantages of sweating off the pounds. Earliest time of parole: August 31, 2009
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